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Type in www.mapquest.com in your search engine. Search for Lae, Papua New Guinea. Here are your directions:

Type in www.mapquest.com in your search engine. Search for Lae, Papua New Guinea. Here are your directions:

“Zig-zag from Toronto to Zurich, Zurich to Madrid, head north from Madrid to Amsterdam, train ride to Bonn, car ride Bonn to Berlin, then make a U-y and plane ride Berlin to Sardinia, ferry to Corsica, ferry back to Sardinia, migrate north again to Amsterdam. Stop at the red light until further notice. Not to be confused with the red light district. Loop back to Madrid. Turn on your right turn signal and wait. Wait some more. Some more. Now off you go to Amsterdam. Yes, yes, AGAIN. Five hour stop over. Then make a right and dip down at a 45-degree angle to Singapore. Five hour stop over. Finally glide down to PNG.”

It’s time to pack your bags. After all, as promised, I will take you to PNG. No false advertising. We ARE leaving today!! Thanks for waiting it out with me for the last month and change. The long, long detour was mapquest’s fault…pfffff…what’s with the crazy directions and all.

Next blog entry will be written in 30-degree weather…Celsius!!